As I write this, I am splayed out on my couch, slumped in a very weird, very unladylike position because I have no energy to hold my head up or sit nicely. I am a limp, wet noodle with a laptop within reach.
I did some errands and holiday grocery shopping yesterday. I was out of my house (with kids) from nine in the morning till nine at night. We got to come home for two hours.
My feet are still throbbing. My neck and my back are still kinked, and my eyes are only halfway open.
We do our Christmas shopping this Sunday.
At this moment in time, you know what I want for Christmas?