This is my old boyfriend, Nutella:
He’s a divinely tasty treat. But then I met someone new:
I never met a cookie spread I didn’t like.
If you’ve never had or heard of Speculoos before, the original is by Lotus Bakeries and it’s called Speculoos à Tartiner (See? My love of all things French comes back to haunt me. In a jar.) Imagine, if you will, a spread with a peanut butter consistency and a snickerdoodle or very mild gingersnap flavor. I think it’s what Heaven might taste like.