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Being On A Diet Is Ruining My Appetite

I just ate a single serving of Goldfish crackers. Fifty five of ‘em. Instinctually, you’re thinking “Woo hoo! FIFTY FIVE?! That’s A LOT!” Nope. After eating those precious fifty five pieces, I realized I didn’t feel as satiated as I usually do. You know why? Because I require two hundred twenty.

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That’s four servings.
I don’t know what I think about that. But I do know how I feel: Sad! Both because the amount of crackers they’ve deemed a serving size must be meant for a toddler, but also because I need Four. Servings. to feel like I got my proper eat on! Have mercy.

When those carb-y treats were gone, don’t think I didn’t lick the salt off my fingers and the bowl.

I’m hungry.

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