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Things That Go Bump In The Night

I’m sitting here, minding my own ding dang business, when I here something like balls dropping on my wood floor. I look around to see where it’s coming from, and notice one of my dogs near the back door walking in a circle. “Hmmm, that’s pecul…”

HE’S TURDING ON MY FLOOR! HE’S TURDING ON MY FLOOOOOOOR!

The dog had to go so bad, he couldn’t even wait for me to look up and notice him at the door to let him out!

Which, ironically, brings me to a comment that I left this evening on my friend LZ’s blog, My Messy Paradise, regarding her feelings about dogs:

But don’t tell HBL. More than likely, he’ll hold me to my word, and I’m sure I’ll be singing another song when that dreadful day comes.

14 thoughts on “Things That Go Bump In The Night”

  1. I feel your pain!! My lab had to sleep outside as his punishment, after he scubbed across my floor. In case you don't know what scubbing is…..he wiped his butt with my carpet! Make me gag!Then, I got woke up in the middle of the night, when I heard a crash. My daughter had not shut the door well, it had come open, the cats had gotten into the garbage can and tipped it over. Good times.I'm so over pets right now.

  2. Just wait until your dogs aren't the only ones that turd on your floor! One day I was walking behind one of the boys up the stairs and there were little tiny pebbles trailing behind… You wouldn't believe how fast I grabbed that kid when I realized that is diaper was leaking poop pebbles!

  3. Dude, it could have been worse! It could have been the sound of gushing water and not balls! My pets always had diarrhea…man, can't live with em' can't live without 'em…

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