Last night was the very first night in almost two weeks that my dear husband fell asleep before the stroke of midnight.
No, he’s not working double shifts or a second job, nothing like that. The thing that has been keeping him up all hours of the day and night? That addictive, sleep thief: Facebook’s Zynga Poker.
Sheesh, you would think he was tending to a newborn baby, the hours he’s keeping these days. Actually, scratch that ’cause that’s not true! When Monkey was a newborn, Huzz was so super protective of his precious Z’s, Monkey and I slept on the couch for a month!
Doesn’t look like the rules apply to poker playing.
Anyway, I’ll tell you, as fun as it’s been seeing him look like me (tired with red, dry computer eyes), it sure was starting to bug because he was cutting in on Mommy Time (Uh, hello? I need some alone time!). But my patience paid off because the dude couldn’t hang for more than two weeks before he crumbled under the weight of his fatigue. Amateur.
Now, now, I know this is not a competition, and even if it were, it wouldn’t be much of one. After all, it wouldn’t be a fair fight since I’ve had way more time to condition.
Oh well. I’m just glad to have Mommy Time back so I can eat my special mommy treats, read magazines, and watch my girly movies without someone rolling his eyes at me. Aaaaaaaah!