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Why Do I Hold My Pee So Long?

I am sitting here on the couch, doing the pee-pee dance while I go down the list of my Google Reader subscriptions, wondering why I’m doing this on purpose?

Why Do I Hold My Pee So Long - Ocean

Am I in a car with no rest area in site? No.

Am I in a movie theater, just about to figure out the ‘who-dun-it’ of the film? No.

Am I in the middle of a gynecological exam? Again, no.

So why am I, a grown woman, acting like a five year old, threatening to pee my pants because I’m too busy playing on my computer?

Puh-lease, lady! Go use the bathroom! Stop fighting your weakened postpartum bladder already! You’re about to lose!…

Why Do I Hold My Pee So Long - Bathroom

17 thoughts on “Why Do I Hold My Pee So Long?”

  1. heh heh. Since having the 3 boys and just turning 40 I sneeze and I pee my pants, I laugh tooooo hard I pee my pants. I can never hold it. Even if I empty my bladder, the lil bugger still drips if I do the above. *shakes head.I hate gettin old LOL

  2. Ha! I do the same. I feel like I have to go before leaving the house and think, "Nah, I'll be fine." Then, of course, I'm not. Or wake up at night debating for an hour if I'll get out of bed to go, knowing that I will have to eventually…

  3. HA!!! Loved this post! When I was pregnant, I did that at work during a meeting. When I went to the bathroom I passed out!!! Turned out I had a UTI, but… I would have never passed out if I didn’t hold it so long! Came across your blog and love it. I look forward to reading more!

  4. LOL! I am sitting here doing the same thing, just one more blog and then a bathroom break!!! You are too much! I wasn't even really conscious of it until I read your post!! I;m trying to potty train the boys and I'm always telling them to just stop what they are doing and pee!! I guess I should take my own advice!

  5. he-he-he… but my case is different, I have to tell my hubby to remind me to pee every 4 hours. (my husband just can't believe it, and by the way, we were just married) yeah, I have too many things in my mind and in my hands that I forgot to pee, and most of the time, I suffer every night because of that.

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