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The Perfect Man

As I blog hop around Cyberspace, one thing is for certain: everyone is head over heels in love with their husbands (awesome), and these men seem to be perfect. HUH?!

… I must be the only one who married the “normal” kind of guy, then.

Don’t get me wrong, my husband has wonderful characteristics, like, he feeds me (the true way to my heart), he only rolls his eyes once when I tell him I need to go shopping, and he lets me stay glued to my computer almost twenty-four seven, so I can blog, and write, and surf the net!

I know, I know, he sounds pretty awesome already – especially the bit about him feeding me – but listen, nobody’s perfect. He doesn’t want to eat McDonald’s every day, he doesn’t understand Gilmore Girls or Felicity, and he refuses to go to the movies and watch chick flicks. Um, hello? I am married to an imperfect being.

In which case, I will use this week’s Top Ten to list all the things it would take for my husband to become the “Perfect Man”. But hey, I’ll take him just the way he is now… I love him!



The Top Ten Things That Would Make My Husband “Perfect”

  1. Cleans his bathroom regularly and without my asking
  2. Wakes up in the middle of the night to tend to the baby
  3. Gives me unsolicited neck and back rubs
  4. Never questions any shopping bags I may carry into the house
  5. Doesn’t complain about my magazine addiction
  6. Wears whatever I tell him to, without complaint
  7. Stops using farting as a way to get out of serious talk
  8. Quits driving like a maniac and blaming other drivers for having to use his ‘defensive’ driving skills
  9. Actually listens to me when I talk to him – no glazed over look and mindless nodding
  10. Reads my mind

I love memes. Wait, you too? WE’RE TWINS! Why not take a break and play Top Ten, then? If you blog, grab my button, choose your Top Ten topic (you can use mine!), post it on your blog, and leave your link in the comments below. If you don’t blog, play along by leaving your list in the comments, too!
Have fun!

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28 thoughts on “The Perfect Man”

  1. LOL! I wish mine would play less of his RPG's on the computer… but then I can't really begrudge him that, when I'm on the computer a lot myself! Ahh, our poor kids.

  2. For a minute there I thought you were married to my hubby! :)However my hubby is under the impression he can read my mind… he's just always got it wrong! :)~SITS~

  3. Well if your husband does all that then I must have married the “OTHER other guy”! Although he drives me crazy every single day I can’t picture my life without him :o)

  4. May I take your entire Top Ten List and give it to my Hubby since all apply to him as well. Oh wait, can I omit #7 and add "foot rubs" to #3?! Then it's a go!We do love our guys but there's always room for improvement! Ha! Ha!LOl @ Veronica Lee's comment! Yikes! I WONDER what the Hubby's perfect wife list would include…..?? Gulp!PS–I've been away for 2 weeks and I've missed your blog! It's great to be back!

  5. Thank you for dropping in:) Yeah I don't know hopefully I will get some good feedback.We need Stepford husbands!!! I don't know if you have seen the movie "The Stepford Wives" the 70's version not the Glen Close version. In the original a group of men got rid of there wives and replaced them with cloned versions of their wives that took care of all there needs. This movie scared me to death when I was a kid. Now I don't know, I wouldn't mine if my hubby was a Stepford husband. The real him just updated:)

  6. If I were writing this list, I would add point #11: Learns and habitually uses the laundry machine.Not that this is the case in my house. I mean, if I were writing this list for you. My life is pure sunshine, rainbows, and butterflies.-Francesca

  7. When it comes to my husband & my blog, I try really hard to adhere to the "if you can't say anything nice…" policy, which is why he is so rarely mentioned ;)

  8. great list! Your hubby sounds great, stinky feet and all. My hubby likes to tap my on the butt, like a smack, but it stings and it drives me crazy.. he thinks he's giving me a love tap. yeah

  9. I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone all around blogland is married to Mr. Perfect…as if you MIGHT end up coming face to face with everyone and goodness forbid they meet the Hubby and he’s been read in a light that’s NOT always flattering. Okay…sorry, I went crazy for a sentence or two. I’m composed now.

    I completely agree. :)

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