We all know there are health benefits to living with pets. Reduces stress, increases quality of life, blah, blah, blah. Come on, already! Let’s get to what really matters about having them around! This week’s Top Ten is dedicated to my canine rug rats, and the many ways they make my life that much more… enjoyable?
The Top Ten Benefits To A Life With Dogs
- No Need For Mops
Dogs lick up whatever’s on the floor
- Save Money
Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got dogs?
- Selfless Teachers
My son knows how to eat dog food from their bowl just by watching them! How kind!
- Guard Dogs
They protect our family from any outdoor cat, bird, lizard, or swaying tree branch!
- Help You Exercise
Get your cardio on by sweeping up dog hair and chasing them down for baths
- Keep You Humble
You have to pick up their doo
- Help With Laundry
They collect all the dirty socks they can find and pile them near their bed
- Support Your Cooking Skills
They will eat absolutely anything you make, regardless of how terrible it is
- Keep You Humble – Part Two
If you think you look good, they have no problem putting their dirty paw prints or leaving their hair on your clothes
- Keep You Honest
If you try lying to someone over the phone about not being home, dogs have no problem barking in the background. No matter how much you shush them
I love memes. Wait, you too? WE’RE TWINS! Why not take a break and play Top Ten, then? If you blog, grab my button, choose your Top Ten topic (you can use mine!), post it on your blog, and leave your link in the comments below. If you don’t blog, play along by leaving your list in the comments, too!