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Help! Paula Deen Is Trying To Kill My Diet!

Dang it, Paula!

I’m sitting here watching Food Network and of course, Paula Deen’s on. Paula’s Home Cooking. This episode is called “After School Snacks”. Know what she’s making? Veggie Pizza Minis, Apple Raisin Muffins, Popcorn Balls, and Pretzel Peanut Bark. UGH! I’m trying not to use my baby’s burp cloth to wipe up the drool that is pooling at the sides of my mouth.

This is torture!

I have to lose weight before March for our family vacation and it’s GOT to happen! If it doesn’t, how in the heck am I supposed to go to the beach in a pantsuit?

Pizza

I’m going to make dinner now. Something good for me and the fam… But you know what would really be good for me? A full sugar soda, a pepperoni pizza, garlic fries, and ranch dressing. MmmMmmMMMmmm, THAT would be good for me, for the gaping hole in my SOUL!

2 thoughts on “Help! Paula Deen Is Trying To Kill My Diet!”

  1. oh … I love paula. 4 sticks of butter in ANYTHING make the world a better place! This past summer I went to Lady and Sons – and OMG – the food – OUT-Freaking-Standing! :) Thanks for following!xo

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